Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody
Fanny Merkin, Andrew Shaffer
Retire to the higher deck to sunbathe. I’ve introduced all 1,200 pages (or no matter what) of Earl’s quiz to learn via back. Earl lounges on one of many reduce decks, trading businesses on his BlackBerry. It takes me over 3 hours to learn throughout the quiz for the second one time. whilst I’m comprehensive, I choose up my iPad and sit down less than an umbrella so i will have a few coloration whereas typing. I begin the email app. _____________________ From: Anna scouse borrow
Naughty.” Uh-oh. What does he take into account? “We’re a long way clear of your Dorm Room of Doom, so I’m no longer scared,” I say. He cocks a watch. “What did you name it?” Gulp. “Room of Doom. Why? What do you're thinking that I said?” He shakes his head. “Nevermind,” he says, elimination his smiley-face tie. He pulls me by means of my wrist into the cabin’s bed room. “Take off your clothes,” he orders me. “Yes, Mr. Grey,” I say. I’m uncertain what he has in brain, yet I commence stripping. i'm hoping he’s now not mad concerning the crack.
Deeper into my wrists. I’m exhausted but fulfilled. additionally, my arms might have to be amputated. “That was once . . .” I path off, not able to accomplish my sentence. I stare upon him dreamily. Earl slowly pulls his hands out of me, and as he does he pulls anything else out: a white dove! “Presto!” he says, cradling the dove in his hand. The poultry coos, after which spreads and flaps its wings to shake off my love juice. Earl we could the dove move, smiling because it soars to the heavens and— —into the ceiling fan. We.
Are either sprayed with feathers. The bird’s useless and mangled physique is thrown opposed to the wall. “That definitely didn’t cross as planned,” Earl says, stepping away from bed and untying me. No shit, Sherlock. It happens to me what an apt metaphor the bird’s demise is, although: a terrible, blameless, virginal white dove clubbed to loss of life by way of the sadistic ceiling fan. Can Earl and that i ever have an ordinary lifestyles jointly? Or will his darkish wishes force him over the sting? It’s a query most sensible left for one more time. For.
Get off her ill butt and combine her personal drink. The Earl gray company headquarters in downtown Seattle is a ginormous 175-story place of work construction that juts into the cloudless sky like a metal erection. I stroll throughout the glass doorways and into the foyer, that is floor-to-ceiling glass and metal. This fascinates me to no finish, simply because constructions again in Portland are made up of grass and dust. an enticing blonde in the back of the receptionist’s table smiles at me as I stroll in. i suppose she’s the.