My cousin just told me this joke.


A man was sitting in a bar, and this Italian guy sits down next to him. The italian leans over to him and says "Eureka!"

The man ignores him and keeps drinking, and the Italian says to him after a few moments "Eureka!"

The man continues to ignore him, thinking he's just a bit crazy, the italian says to him "Eureka!" and the man yells "What do I have to do to get you to stop saying 'Eureka'?!"

The Italian yells back "Take'a god'a damn showa!"